The Jesus of the Zombie Apocalypse

diediemydarlings:

 It hit him like a ton of bricks. Fuck. Dave and Paul. Aw man …. Where the hell are they? Are they still alive? He began to worry, having a panic-y expression. “Where are they? Dave and Paul? I haven’t seen ‘em in o’while.” Now that he was thinking about it. Ellis never really did go to an evacuation center. After Irene died, he pretty much lost faith of getting out of there on his own. And he didn’t want to think about the family he once knew or the friends he once had. Dead, mutated, whatever. It wasn’t a pretty thought. He was worried, frowning: “… They ain’t dead are they? I know Dave is purdy strong-willed and Paul, well— He’s a different story. Ya have no idea w’ere they at?” 

He leaned back with his hands on his hips. Wow, even Keith was more prepared than Ellis and that’s shocking. “Hope dat shit got water, man. I gatta shave, relax, ya’nno, lil’ r&r we used tah have.” Why didn’t the kid think of that? Looking for a home to stay in, make use of its contents then move on? Oh that’s right, because he thought he could outwit the zombies by bringing an old sleeping bag, backpack, a nearly empty first aid kit, clothing and some food. He should of known to pack more. Often he thought he would be fine with the minimal. That ain’t the case anymore. He huffed at himself.


He cocked an eyebrow as Keith spoke. “Wha’ tha hell? They multiply? How tah fuck does tha’ work? They jus’ bite off other people? You ain’t bitten, righ’?” Aw shit, just what he wanted to hear. They’re getting smarter. He sighed, this was no easy feat and it wasn’t going to get any easier. Ellis grabbed the firearm thrown to him, checking out the gun and reloading it. “Hey, ‘his is purdy nice.” He grinned happily. Finally a weapon. “Alrigh, Capt’ Keith.” He saluted him as if they were in the military. “W’ere’s tah house?”

Keith leaned on one foot a little. “As far as I know, Dave ‘n Paul ‘r awright. Las’ I saw of ‘em they were ‘least.” It had been a long while. The ginger had lost grip of time, having no idea what day or month it was, only to know it was rather chilly. Chilly enough for a jacket or a light winter coat. It varied day by day, like weather always had. Then again, why would the weather change up how it acted before the apocalypse during it? “There’s a better chance-a findin’ ‘em now. Just gotta have faith and all tha’. Shit, bet’cha were thinkin’ tha’ ‘bout me, too, man. Wouldn’t be surprised ‘cos those thoughts-a you crossed m’ minds like tha’.” Of course, the man would ignore them, not wanting to think of the downfall of his best friend.

He was honestly taken aback by the fact that he, Keith Silas Marshall, was far more prepared than Ellis Rydell Rafferty. Shit, the level of their preparedness never worked out like that, Ellis was usually the one who was prepared for the worst. Like when Keith almost blew his hand off, Rafferty was the one who fixed his hand up before they’d gone to the hospital. ‘If you don’t stop this nonsense, I can’t guarantee how long you’re going to live, Mister Marshall.’ ‘Yea, yea, I know.’ That’s how the conversations with the doctor’s always turned out. Of course, it never stopped him. It just got him to get deadlier with his stunts. So the comment about needing water was funny to him.

“It’s strange, man. Maybe I’ve jus’ been alone fuh so long, it seems tha’ way. Sheit, Iono man. But no, I ain’t been bitten. ‘M a damn good shot, you know that.” He laughed, a tinge of sour to the noise. When he caught the grin, he couldn’t help but let his own come right back out. He turned toward the direction of the house, pointing with the butt of the shotty in the direction. “Tha’ way, pardner.” He started off towards the house he’d claimed temporarily. Luckily there weren’t as many infected in the particular area as compared to on the way to town. But there were always a couple of stragglers. Hell, upon thinking of it, Marshall probably wiped the gun store clean. He had stashed the weaponry and first aid kits he’d found in the house. “Jus’ watch yer step, kiddo. There’s a couple-a steep parts gettin’ there.”

diediemydarlings:

He laughed when the man spoke. Yeah, it should be pretty easy to fix as long as they can find the parts but that ain’t a problem now that there’s practically everything out here but food and safety. Maybe guns, too. And it wouldn’t hurt to find a working bathroom with running water and all. Perhaps one that was clean too. “I miss her, man. Wish I could o’saved her befere this shit went down.”

When Keith smacked away his hand, the kid grinned. Keith knew he was or should of known. And that fact that Marshall was stronger was something that annoyed the kid. But he let it slip. They’re pals for life— Why would one little thing like that make them stop being friends? But Ellis can barely cook to save his life. Maybe fix up a sandwich or cook some steak but regardless, those weren’t around anymore. And perhaps spoiled by now too. “Hey hey hey, noodles an’ corn sound gud ‘bout now. Better than tha nothin’ I’ve had fer days.” All the kid could find is clean water. Both enough to drink and bathe. Although he’s sure the zombies had broken the pipes or something since he hadn’t returned in a while. He walked with his best friend discussing: “I dunno, lately I’ve been outta o’it, ya’nno? Jus’ ‘his an’ over thinkin’ is a bit too much.”

Pffff came out of the southern man’s mouth. You think I don’t already know that!? “Maybe. ‘His ax is already ‘bout to die on me anywho.” Looking behind him. He had stolen it before from a store a while back, it had been useful since he had no firearms left. “Really now? Lemme have tha’. I wanna roll off sum heads.” giving him a sinister grin as he adjusted his clothing. Trying to shrug off that he is no longer alone in the world.

The man nodded. They both missed their mothers, just as he was certain the younger missed Paul and Dave too. Hell, he hadn’t seen them since the CEDA camp was overrun by infected. He’d survived up to this point on his own since then, but there were still the moments where the older hick wished he had some sort of comrade. Now he had one and to make things better, his comrade was his best friend, practically his brother. “You ‘n me both, man. Shit, the place me, ma, Dave ‘n Paul went tuh was torn apart. Some stupid ass dinnit realize tha’ a couple-a people were infected. Ma was one-a th’ first tuh go at tha’ point.” He frowned at the memory of Dave and Paul holding him back as he tried to keep the CEDA agents from blowing holes into his mother and turning her into chunks on the ground. By that point, they’d stolen weapons and went off, but were separated by mass amounts of people trying to get free. He shuddered at the thoughts. 

The grin he’d gotten out of Rafferty caused him to cock his own grin, laughing. Still the kid he remembered before all this shit went down. The kid he missed. He just hoped Dave and Paul were still kicking ass like Ellis and he apparently had been. “I got some other stuff in th’ house from one-a th’ stores. Made sure to stock th’ place up.” Of course, he knew he’d have to migrate from his abode soon. He didn’t want to stay a sitting duck for too long. His major focus was getting the Chevy working so he could drive, even if it was for just a little bit. He’d hit the jackpot when finding the place though. It ran on a different sort of system than he was used to, but it had running water, though it was cold. But he’d been without water up until he found the place, he didn’t give two shits. Though he decided that he was going to surprise Ellis with the water once they’d gotten back.

“Naw, Rafferty, you don’ get it.” Keith shook his head. “They seem tuh multiply ‘round the city every couple-a days. S’like they’re gettin’ smart ‘nough tuh guard wha’ survivors need.” He pulled his red cap off and scratched his head before sliding it back on. He pulled the machine gun out of the cab of the truck and tossed it to Ellis, pulling out some extra ammo for the other to stash on his person before he kicked the door closed.

diediemydarlings:

It broke his heart for Keith to repeat it. “Yeah, Irene’s gone. Luuh’d her ‘til tha end.” Ellis burst into laughter. That’s very true. The truck was put through hell— Set on fire, lost in a ditch, stolen a few times, replaced the windows more than anything. “Shit, a lot now tha’ I think about it. She’s on tha highway sumw’ere. I ain’t sure where exactly but I grabbed all mah stuff befere I left her.” He thought for a second. “I think exploded too but tha’s easy to fix.” As he punched Marshall lightly on the shoulder. “Think them fire crackers messed it up though. Mah Ma got mad tha last time we did tha’, ya’nno. We ain’t makin’ enough at the shop and she’s was gonna cut me off.”She was. His happy attitude had changed into a depressing one. She’s gone now, and all he has left was Keith and his will power. Shaking his head violently to shake off the depressing mood, the kid was smiling again. Moments like that happened more than they should. And they were starting to affect his personality.


Aw man, Ellis laughed and he laughed hard. “Wait so durin’ this whole time you turned into a house wife? Ya can cook an’ errythang fer me? Aw, tha’s so sweet.” Pinching his buddy’s cheeks as if he was a mother babying her child. Rafferty groaned with pleasure. Food. That’s something he haven’t had enough of as of lately. “Nah, seriously though, that sounds purdy gud righ’ no-“ He lit up quickly, his eyes darted around as an excited child. Gun store? No way? Where? He had to go. “Where at!? Ya ain’t gonna leave me here now are ya? I wanna git mah hands on sum snipers, baby!” He shook his head, smiling brightly. “Wha’ are we waitin’ fer? Let’s go!”

The truck might have been put through hell but she was loved by both her owner and his best friend. The damn thing was able to withhold so much, it was saddening to hear that she’d been taken out by a bunch of walking dead. He leaned a little when his shoulder was jabbed at, jabbing at Rafferty’s just a little rougher. “‘Course tha’s easy tuh fix, man. Like I said, how many times did I set off dozens of M-180s in ‘er? Shit, ‘m surprised she was still able tuh carry us ‘n Dave ‘n Paul after all tha’.” Oh he knew that alright. When he’d gotten home after the last time they did it for supper with his ma, he received an ear full of ‘Keith Silas Marshall! Wha’ gives yew th’ righ’ tuh set off them fire crackers in Ellis’ truck!’ ‘Ma! S’okay! Ellis wasn’t mad ‘bout it!’ ‘Oh, but Aeryn ‘n I are!’ She didn’t drop it for a week, hell maybe even two. He caught the other’s grim look, which almost caused him to snatch the blue cap straight off his head, but when he shook his head to snap out of the depression, the hick’s best friend made a face. That worried him, which showed in dark blue hues.

Keith smacked his bestie’s hands away from the pinching. “Psssh! House wife m’ ass! I can cook yuh noodles ‘n corn, bu’ tha’s ‘bout it. Don’ ferget who can whoop yer ass, El.” Okay, that part about cooking was a lie. He’d learned how to cook basic things that didn’t go bad if they weren’t refrigerated, so canned foods. But that was because of the directions on the cans that told him what to do. He’d even come up with a method as to cooking them, making a make shift manual wood burning stove. It wasn’t much of a stove, really, just a support for the pot with twigs and sticks underneath. But when a man has to eat and he wants something warm, he’ll do anything and I mean anything. He shook his head a little before heading off in the opposite direction that he had pointed and a different direction than Rafferty had come. “S’this way, bro. ‘M surprised you dinnit pass it as you came up this way. Then ‘gain, directions ‘r weird in these parts.” He moved to one of the broken down vehicles, a Chevy S-10 he’d been trying to fix up and opened the driver door, retrieving his shotgun and spare ammunition.

“Th’ walkers get pretty violent the closer yuh get. You migh’ want somethin’ other then tha’ there axe. I gots an SMG in here too if yuh want that rather than the axe.”

diediemydarlings:

 “Been ‘round?” He cocked an eyebrow, giving the man a serious look. But he couldn’t keep it for long, bursting into small giggles like any child would whenever they saw or heard something funny. “Oh yea?” reaching for Keith’s hand, pulling the mechanic up. Keith always had that kind of grin to him and it was a genuine Hey, what’s up? Lemme help you while blasting myself to bits for your entertainment. … Aw man. Ellis thought to himself. An apocalypse— wait no no no …. ZOMBIE apocalypse with Keith!? Holy shit it’s Christmas! Never in his wildest dreams he thought the zombies would be true but having his best friend and knowing he’s alive? The kid was full of bitter smiles and laughter waiting to spill out.

“Thinkin’ ‘bout mah friends, man. Like you.” As he laughed lightly, grinning but soon turned into a neutral expression. “Nah, more like getting my ass handed to me. My pistol ran outta bullets a few days ago so I’ve been using this here ax.” Removing the beat up aging fireman’s ax to show his friend. “And I’ve been sleepin’ in random cars that I can find. ‘Member tha’ badass truck I had?” Putting away the ax, he gestures with his hand a huge truck. “Irene? Yea, it tore to bits within a few minutes. Turns out I didn’t build it strong ‘nough an’ tha’ son-of-a-bitch completely stopped wit me flyin’ out the window. Guess hittin’ zombies wit yer truck isn’t tha brightest ideas I had in awhile.” Smirking, laughing at himself. Sure, Rafferty has done some crazy things (such as this) but nothing compared to Marshall’s level.

Of course the ginger had just been around. What else was he going to do, stay in Savanna and wait for a zombie to get him? Oh hell no! That wasn’t his way, no way no fuckin’ how. That wasn’t how the Southerner rolled at all. He laughed. The giggles were to be expected. That was always how Rafferty was when the two ended up hanging out. Except it usually involved blowing shit up, not one tackling the other to the ground in excitement. Of course, as the mechanic told him what had been going down, he nodded, his grin still plastered across his mug. “Naw, fuckin’ Irene? Shit, Ellis! Tha’ damn truck was able to withhold me blowin’ a few dozen M-180s in th’ bed ‘n cab how many times and she done tore to bits?” Keith tsked, biting back laughs from how she’d gone down, shaking his head a little as a couple of chuckles drew out. His arms crossed over his chest. 

Nothing ever compared to Keith’s level of dangerous or death defying stunts. Hell, the man was working on a contraption which he could stick at least a whole ten pounds of M-180s in and send it flying out his new abode and into a horde to blow them to shit. Carrying that was going to be a challenge though, and he knew it. Figuring he should show his pal some hospitality, he patted the shorter on his shoulder, soon enough thumbing over his shoulder and pointing behind him. “M’ place is just ‘bout a mile this way. S’fairly warm there and I can cook us somethin’ tuh eat or somethin’. I can look ‘round for some ammo for yuh too. The gun store near by was loaded.” He chuckled. His grin still had yet to falter.

askgenderbentwitch:

Ask Keith: I miss how it used to be.

askdatkeith:

ask-keith:

femalehunter:

Y’all remember the old Smoker? Or the first few blogs for Ellis? How about all those Nicks? I miss every single one of those guys. Every one is I guess… Gone.. And don’t get me wrong, its great to see newcomers, I just… Idk. Anyone feel the same?

[[|D Things change, much…

((Those who have stayed are troopers. BU I’m glad to have been the… like, third official Keith blog on tumblr. CB Even without my computer, it’s still a blast to be here~

And we should all get congratulatory t-shirts for dealing with this shit. BU))

((NOW I FEEL LIKE FAT NASTY TRASH WHO INVADED THIS PLACE WITHOUT ASKING

ugh

I’m one of the blogs that the original people hate ;A;))

[HEY! We never said we hate new blogs, so chill your shit. I’m not super original like ask-keith or askdatkeith or any of them, but shit bro, I still have fun with this. I’ve been around for a while on a different blog that interacted with the L4D community. :U Shaddup, you’re adorable.]

diediemydarlings:

The young adult was causally walking with his gray sweater sleeves rolled up, scarf around his neck and headphones down on his shoulders. His MP3 player had died a long time ago, not even remembering what it did die. He didn’t even know where he was. The noise level though, something about it. … It’s as if he could hear someone. He stopped for a second, looking around when he noticed a man. Wait. No. It CAN’T be him.

“… Wha’? Keith? Wha’ are ya—”

Before the kid even had a chance to reply, he was tackled to the ground. Like a huge dog tackling it’s owner after they had gone to the store for a few hours. Ellis felt great. He hugged the hell out of Keith, rubbing his hair and all. “Where have ya been!?” Snuggling the man.

Oh man, too long. Way too long. Keith found himself comfortably snuggled against his best friend. Of course, he’d been thinking about the guy a lot the last few days in the sense of a dog missing his master or a child missing his imaginary friend. The only thing is Ellis wasn’t imaginary, nor was he a master. But shit, that didn’t mean he didn’t miss him no less. The hood of his jacket ended up flopping on the back of his head.

“Oh, ya know, I’ve been ‘round. Buildin’ shit, tryin’ tuh survive. Found myself a real nice place far enough from any of those damned zombies but close enough to a town if I need perishables ‘n all tha’.” He pushed himself up and offered a hand to help up the other, a stupid grin plastered on his face. Seeing Ellis again lightened his mood a ton. More than it had when he’d met the girl a day or two previous. Then again, she was a stranger. Ellis was from his past.

“Wha’ ‘bout’chu, man? Still kickin’ ass?” He laughed.

anotherfuckingl4dsurvivor:

She sighed when he snorted. Well, you didn’t play that one off very well, did ya Alex? She rolled her eyes at herself, deciding that it didn’t matter.

“I can barely handle the heat. But I’m used to people being the opposite so often.” She raised her eyebrows at the scars, wanting to ask where they came from but deciding against it. You never knew anymore if people’s scars had stories they thought were awesome or didn’t want to share, “Heh. I wish I coulda done something like that. My first time traveling was, well…This. Better circumstances would’ve been nice,” She laughed, shrugging a bit.

“That’s true…” Alex said, quietly, not sure trying to decide how much more to add, “But I guess the question is, what’s better? Being killed or turned into a fucking zombie or watching it happen to people you love?” She raised an eyebrow, “I guess, like you said, it depends on how you look at it. I look at it both ways, I suppose.”

Keith laughed, “th’ heat is nothin’. I can handle that. I like snow, don’ get me wrong, but I rather the heat. Cold just makes me feel all fragile ‘n sheit.” He tugged his sleeves down, going back to his propped position against his contraption. He didn’t even really know what it was. All he knew is that he was just constructing a circuit of pipes and hardware he’d picked up before he found his little safe haven. He scratched his ear, squinting an eye, “Kind of reminds me of when me and Ellis went ‘round ‘n took everyone’s icecubes, crushed ‘em and filled Dave’s room with ‘em ‘n turned off the heat. Man, Dave was pissed.” He laughed.

He furrowed his brow at the thought. As compared to his optimistic best friend, he was more of a realist. If it happened, it happened. “Happens fer a reason, yanno? I mean, naw, I don’ like that it happens. I don’ know how Ellis ‘r Dave ‘r Paul ‘r none of them are, but I know somewhere that if they’re not a’wright, they’re in a better non-apocalyptic place.” He nodded his head, almost as if he was stating a fact. Then again, he felt like it was one.

I miss how it used to be.

femalehunter:

fucking-shit-another-keith:

femalehunter:

Y’all remember the old Smoker? Or the first few blogs for Ellis? How about all those Nicks? I miss every single one of those guys. Every one is I guess… Gone.. And don’t get me wrong, its great to see newcomers, I just… Idk. Anyone feel the same?

[Yeah, I made Keith late, but I miss it too, honestly. Back when it looked real fun and all that.]

((Well you have been around for awhile x) But yup it was alot more funny “last year” I suppose I could say :,) hmmmp.))

[Ahaha I suppose. If you know who I am… ._. I forgot the password to my other account that wasn’t entirely L4D related. >.>]

I miss how it used to be.

femalehunter:

Y’all remember the old Smoker? Or the first few blogs for Ellis? How about all those Nicks? I miss every single one of those guys. Every one is I guess… Gone.. And don’t get me wrong, its great to see newcomers, I just… Idk. Anyone feel the same?

[Yeah, I made Keith late, but I miss it too, honestly. Back when it looked real fun and all that.]

anotherfuckingl4dsurvivor:

Her eye twitched slightly when he laughed and Alex brought a hand to her face to hide her cheeks. She tried to play it off as her scratching but was under the assumption that it didn’t work.

“It gets the worst during the winter. That’s when I start getting chilly. But I think the rest of the year isn’t so bad. I used to get real hot during the summer…” She shrugged and listened to his story and finding that his smile was contagious. “Oh yeah? Well that sounds like loads of fun.”

She flinched slightly when he grabbed her wrist, not sure what he was doing; and when she realized he was hugging her, she stiffened up for a second, not relaxing until he started talking, at which point she returned the hug, slightly resting her head against his chest, “It’s hard to tell who the lucky ones are these days though, isn’t it…?”

The shyness was far too cute not to poke a little bit of fun at, but he refrained from laughing any more. Instead, they were inward chuckles. He nodded his head a little, snorting.

“I don’ think I’d be able tuh handle it, honestly. I can barely handle it when it actually gets cold back home. The heat, on the other hand…” He pulled up his jacket sleeves, skin tanned yet showing pale, thin nicks and scars. He gave her a grin, “Ho’man, you wouldn’t believe how much fun it was.” He grinned at her.

He paid no mind that she had flinched, realizing she had calmed when he spoke. He shrugged slightly. It couldn’t have been that hard, honestly. He considered himself fairly lucky, to have gone through this whole affair thus far with only a couple of scrapes. Plus, he learned to handle more of a variety of weapons. “Depends on how yuh look at it, I guess. I think we’re all purdy lucky, then ‘gain, no one would think that people would survive this long in this kinna thing.” He spoke softly.